“At Imperial Guard we don’t have snack cakes and Kid Gladiator is being forced to leave and go back to the Guard tomorrow! Tomorrow!”
"All Kid Gladiator wanted was snack cakes to indulge in but no—you’ve gone and eaten the last one! Now I won’t have any form of junk food until… who knows when…!”
You do know you can just go to the store for snack cakes, right? I know a place that sells them really cheap so you can get as much as you can.