“You backed almost 30 cupcakes all for yourself?
Is that why Jia Jing says your butt is big?”
"…Granted, but Kid Gladiator didn’t ask for you honest statement.
So yeah. Take that.”
OK. So in my defense there was a lot of batter
left and I just went fuck it instead of throwing it
out. That’s a waste of good batter. And my ass
isn’t big holy shit why is everyone talking about my ass.
And too fucking bad you already got it.